your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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