I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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