I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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