you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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