Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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