i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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