i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
In other news, I just burned my penis
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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