i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
high people should be assigned attendants
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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