are you still at the devil's house?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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