In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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