what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Randomize
