I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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