Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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