at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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