So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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