Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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