Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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