i just google imaged poop.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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