The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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