He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
