I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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