I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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