do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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