This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
