I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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