She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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