Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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