sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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