I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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