Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she pinky promised me she was 18
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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