Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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