I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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