The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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