i will never coherently bang her
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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