I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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