it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I need to sanitize my soul.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Come on in and take your pants off
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