if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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