I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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