Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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