Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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