I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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