The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Who died my cat blue again?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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