is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
