Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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