i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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