I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
