But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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