dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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