Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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