There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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