Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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