...so i touched it.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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