Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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