he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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