i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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