guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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